grusome+recipe

pelican turnover ingredients 4 male pelicans 28 baby sharks 20 sheets of pastry from the 3 headed unicorn(circular) 16 leaves of poision ivy 4 hobos feet (optional)

1.kill pelican (slit throat with blunt rusty knife) 2.debone pelican with same knife. 3.rip of beak 4.then store in a cold place for 20 mins. 5.well pelican is in cold place boil the baby sharks till skin can be ripped off 6.mince the baby sharks then put in the cook in poison ivy in a fry pan on high 7.chop up the pelican into little cubes 8.put about ten cubes on all sheets of pastry 9.then put 10 grams of baby shark mince in every sheet of pastry 10.chop up hobo feet 11.sprinkle over shark mince & pelican meat 12.fold one side of the pastry over so its meets the other side then squeeze together 13.cook for half a hour 14.when finished eat and hopefully don't enjoy(if you do enjoy your weird)